Friday, October 29, 2010

Fat Fridays!


Happy Halloween Weekend, Everyone!

Please read my spooky ghost story Beyond the Cube if you haven't already. Tis' the season!

Part 4 will be ready next week

It would be ready sooner, but I am running the Warrior Dash tomorrow

In the meantime, check out my other blog - Everything Else!
  
In addition to webcomic Mondays, I will now be posting delicious fat beats each Friday to kick the weekend off.  I am calling this Fat Friday because I like weak alliterations.

Have a safe and happy Halloween!

Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Beyond the Cube, Part 3.


Midweek already!  Well here is the continuation of the ghost story.  I have removed the name from the ghost in Part 2 because it was awkward.  I leave this part off with a clear choice.  Which would you pick?


"So that brings us to the here and now, is that right?"

Monday, October 25, 2010

Monday Madness with Nedroid!



Good news! Mondays will now be dedicated to the wonderful world of webcomics.

Why?

Because I love comics! Nedroid.com and the wonderful Beartato contained therein is one of my all-time favorites.  This is a well known comic, but always worth revisiting.  I spent a lot of time this weekend reading nedroid front to back, and it was worth it, again, for the third time.

This comic and the genius it expresses always makes the world better, for me.  I think it might do the same for you, and...Mondays are hard to deal with.  This comic is about heading back to school (or sub in work for school).  Well sort of it is.

Also, I love nedroid.com so much I am dedicating my other blog to it today as well, and issuing myself a webcomic-related challenge there.

Saturday, October 23, 2010

Vocabsushi.

Just a quick post for the weekend with some updates.

1. I'm working on overhauling certain parts of the site design, so you'll notice some changes this weekend.  You'll already notice the blogger toolbar is gone.  If you'd like it to disappear too, drop this code into your site html between the style tags:

#navbar-iframe { height:0px; visibility:hidden; display:none; }

2. I know where I want the current story to go, and I've written some of the next part, but I've noticed a drop in the interest in this story in particular.  So I want to open the story up to let anyone who wants to suggest ideas and direction to have their sayI'll work your suggestions in with what I have so far and run with it.  In part 3, Brad the Ghost is going to meet the leader of Ghosts from Earth.  Yep.  If you've been wondering why he hasn't seen any other ghosts, part 3 will go into why.  There will be some actual dialogue (gasp!) and Brad will have to make some tough decisions.  I'm planning on leaving part 3 off with the toughest of decisions, to be continued in part 4.  Thoughts?

3. I'm terrible at posting daily, but I want to get better.  I'll be using posts like this as daily material with tips related to blogging or writing, so my blog doesn't turn into the thing that no one wants to read but me.


4. Flav mentioned that the pictures have been going well with the stories, and that I should break up the text with more pictures.  I slapped my forehead when I read that.  It's a great idea, and I'll be doing that from now on, thanks!

5. I have a new favorite site for vocab and new words, it's called Vocabsushi.  It lets you build your vocabulary from wherever you are right now, and it is free.
The site has a fun and natural feel; you get points and levels for practicing your words, and you advance in little baby-steps to new levels.  It's a great, intuitive format, and I spent a little too much time on it this morning, collecting new words and points.  From the main page you can start the free test, then go on to choose your grade level or specific test you want to work on.  I just chose college+, as I'm not studying for any tests except life in general.  A screencap of my new Vocabsushi home is below.
Next up: Scuttlebutt?
Saturday Night Update!

Jeff Novich, creator of Vocabsushi, informed me earlier today that they will be launching a brand new iPhone app soon. I imagine it will be stylish and handy for public transit, waiting in lines, or cramming before tests.

Thursday, October 21, 2010

Beyond the Cube, Part 2.


Yes, I see in color, and I can still smell and taste everything.   I can use all of my old senses, but no one can sense me.  So today I decided to ... well I visited the girls I've dated.  Can you blame me?

Absolutely boring beyond belief.  Once you backstroke through solar flares at roughly the speed of light, your past relationships seem like jokes.  Especially mine, I suppose. 
 
Well, except one.   Hannah.   Not Montana - Murray.   I found her crying on a swing behind her house.  I can't do anything physical to the physical world anymore, but right away I wanted to put my arm around her.  You know that kind of cry where the person is quiet but their body is moving rhythmically to the crying.  I came up behind her and looked down.  She held a framed photograph of a young boy - he looked funny and bright and about eight.   I walked inside to see if anyone else was home, but the place was dark.  The kid's picture was all over though, and toys too.  I'm sure I could have found his room, but I walked back outside.

Hannah was shaking pretty bad, and she dropped his picture as I walked up.  I reached down to pick it up.  I don't know why I did that, seeing as I haven't been able to touch anything for a while now, but I'm still new at being dead.   This was a first though.  My hand brushed hers without going through it, and it felt like a match lit on my skin.  Only I don't have skin, so I laughed in surprise.  She looked right at me and said my name"

I said "Hi, how are ya?" This might not be funny, but she looked like she'd seen a ghost.  Except she couldn't see me after all; she looked right through me.  I followed her gaze and turned around in time to see the boy in the picture sitting on top of the fence, staring at us.

(To be continued in Part 3...)

Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Beyond the Cube, Part 1.


This is a story I wrote recently.  I'm trying to break it up into a few coherent parts that create intrigue and suspense about the next part.

I'm still new at blogging so I hope everyone enjoys this method of presentation.

Let me know where you think the story is going, or what you would do if you were the main character/narrator.   I'd love to see some crazy new angles to this, and then show you where I take the story with each new part.


Hi, how are ya?  Me?  I'm thirty-four years old, and I found out last week that I've been haunting people for a while now.  Here in the office where I spend almost every minute of every day, I sometimes wondered why I never saw ghosts.

Monday, October 18, 2010

Saturday, October 16, 2010

Promises.


I'll post in a few days, but want give folks time to catch up on my latest text barf.

My new blog will have some poorly made artwork and other assorted nuggets in the meantime (click here to go there).

Look for modifications to Blossom Archer and the "out on a limb" poem, both from reader suggestions.


Oh and I want to encourage comments on my writing.  Even if what you have to say isn't nice, that's the stuff I need to hear most to become a better writer.  Thanks everyone, and check back soon.

Tuesday, October 12, 2010

The Sundrinker, Part 2.

POST REMAINDER REMOVED, PLEASE LEAVE A COMMENT IF YOU WOULD LIKE AN ELECTRONIC COPY OF THIS STORY.  THANKS! -A

Monday, October 11, 2010

A century in one month!


100 followers and counting! All I can say is another thank you!

Oh, and here is a short story, as promised.

I wrote it a few years ago, so I can see some of the weak points and flaws, but I like it the way it was originally written.  There's some charm in amateur work, which accounts for 98% of my charm.

This story is longer than the rest, so I'll post part 1 of 3 today, and the next two parts over the next two nights (so as to avoid the text-wall that is the bane of this blog).


The Sundrinker, Part 1

Sunday, October 10, 2010

A limb, and me out on it.


Well folks, sometimes life gets hard.

Here is something I wrote when life did that, once upon a time.

It helped me then and it still does.  It might be good for other people too.

As the branch creaks ominously under my weight, I realize this post might lose some people, but I hope not.

So, here's to variety.



he found his soul in forgiveness:
he forgave all those who caused him to hurt
the weather and then the earth
for their extremities
then his family
for the cracks in their mortar
his own body as it pained while moving
or lying still
and then most importantly
stunning himself
he forgave his own mind
for its failures of memory and coherence
and at that he realized
he was not any of these things
yet he loved them all



Short stories coming soon.

Saturday, October 9, 2010

A post about posts.


Thank you to everyone who voted in the poll, and those who left comments on Blossom Archer as well.

The poll is closed and the results will decide the future of this blog.

Roughly half of all posts in the future will be short stories, while a third will be poems.  I may mix both together.  For the remaining fraction of posts, I will post pieces of stories and ask for direction in their completion.  This way you as readers will get to determine the outcome of the stories.  I'll likely use polls when I do this, and keep them open for a few days.  Comments will also sway the direction, of course, as polls are limited to whatever I can think of.

I'll stick to the pictures at the top of each post, as the poll and comments indicate those are liked as well.  The only major change is that there will be very few reviews in the future.  I'll just link something when I think it is relevant or interesting.  As always there will be random musing somewhere in each post.

Thanks again; the poll and comments have been both motivating and validating, which (like everything about this blog) is an unexpected gift.

Sunday, October 3, 2010

Blossom Archer.



Here is a short story of mine.

I wrote it using the Bradbury method of word association; I picked two nouns (blossom and archer) from a random word generating website, then wrote free-form from that.

Hope you all enjoy, and please let me know what you liked and did not like, or where you think there is room for improvement.  That's what I really need!



Frosty mornings, my brother and I would wake up to the sound of not an alarm, but our father hollering our names up the thirteen stairs, past his empty bedroom on the right, and into ours at the end of the hallway.

The heat vents fought the creeping morning chill, and they won - the carpet was always nice on the toes. We would scamper down the thirteen brown stairs, and the smell of waffles would scamper right up our noses. 

Syrup, plenty of it, and huge dollops of butter were needed here.  These were full-grain waffles in a time before that was the in-thing.  These were waffles that you could measure in pounds per square inch.  Once we wolfed the waffle-shaped bricks down it was a race to the coats and boots.  We each had our spot on the splintered garage steps, and as the youngest and smallest, I would often get pushed off my perch while I still had the boots half on.

My brother would grab the bow.  We called it Morning Glory.  I think we got the name from an old and terrifying spillway tower on the lake.  It was called Morning Glory, or so I remember my father telling me, because it would open it's gates, way down at the bottom of the lake where catfish big as cars slept, right at dawn.  I had a nightmare once of driving by that rusty green monster just at dawn.  An air-raid siren sounded and there was a shifting in the guts of the lake, and it started inhaling water.  A huge whirlpool formed.  Sure as anything, I ended up going down the whirlpool.  The catfish had teeth like old bayonettes, and they laughed hard when I fell in with them, swirling and trapped there forever.  I would almost say that was a memory if it wasn't for the last part.

The bow was the same kind of green.  Someone had picked it up somewhere, and we had no idea of an origin beyond that.  It had ended up in the toy closet in my grandparent's house.  That's like saying it came from a museum, or that a rock came from the ground.  At least four generations had been children in that house, and though each had added something, that toy closet could have been there the whole time.  For all we know that closet could have been there when my ancestors got there.  Wagons west! Until, lo, one stumbles upon a small closet in the middle of a prairie, and inside sits some wooden blocks, dolls, and there  in the back corner, a green bow.  Maybe the Sioux put it there, maybe something else.

Friday, October 1, 2010

Hole in the Garden.


Hello again world, I've slightly changed the look of everything on this blog.

Never hurts to experiment with design and see what the response is, so feel free to comment on it.  And yes, that is a flower-pattern wallpaper background.

In other news, you've probably already noticed the poll sitting there, waiting for your vote like a happy puppy waiting for more treats.  Feed it please.

With a new look comes a new story.

This little gem hails from Australia, by way of the Jersey Devil Press.  It is a toothy-grinned rain-soaked psychotic episode with some repressed beasts lurking. Come to think of it, that pretty much explains Jersey Devil Press itself.  Have a look around while you're there.


Offering #3


Excerpt: (Click the story title for the full-length story)


What are you doing down there?

Nothing.

I frowned at how quickly he replied.  It reminded me of babysitting my nephews and how they answered when I asked what they held behind their backs.  Whenever they answered that fast it was usually something like a bloated toad or a fossilised dog turd.